Monday 12th of January is ...

• fuck
• today =)
• shower free!
• the day I first watched police academy
• smokin trees
• f u c k k k k k
• the day I realized he doesn't love me anymore
• a great day to troll you assholes on the internet
• poopday
• The Birth of METAL GEAR REX
• a cleaning day
• covered in snow -_-
• the second day of spring semester and i'm already fed up with school
• terribly average and boring
• sucky!!!
• fuck kayla cambell
• a day i'll forever remember as the day when I was foiled by those pesky little kids...but a new day looms just beyond the horizon
• HAL'S BIRTHDAY
• meh.
• the first day of the rest of my life
• the day after yesterday.
• pretty good, i took a nap in class
• the youngest we'll ever be
• the first day of a life of misery
• a day i wished would never end
• the day I ate may more sausage than I should thus ruining my diet
• the day before tomorrow
• the day you'll meet the woman of your dreams
• one more day before you die
• yo momma
• 3 farts away from the world record.
• my sister's and cousin's birthday.
• the day i learned to play the spoons.
• flying electro-wings with missles and lasers and pointy claws
• six days before my 32nd birthday
• brought to you by the letter f
• an excellent time of the year to start planning a sandwich
• the day I jerked off more than 10 times.
• groggy and irrelevant.
• another day of looking for a job online.
• party time!
• excellent.
• the day I didn't get laid
• a day without the gym...and I'm loving it.
• the day I got laid!
• the day im gonna get some weed
• another cold winter day
• When i finally Realize that i am gong broke
• regal.
• the first day of not seeing anything more than one foot away
• the second day in a row she wont leave me alone
• 19 days until my birthday.
• very cold..
• like christmas all over again!
• whatever you want it to be
• november 7th
• full of self loathing and pity parties
• the day i bunked off uni to clean my room up :)
• the end of the world
• too loud
• the day I want to kill my ex in cold blood...or hot blood...as long as there's blood.
• just another f-ing day
• fucking shittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
• cleaning day.
• fuck me hard
• BEAUTIFUL
• i need weed
• tits
• the day before i go to meps
• over in an hour
• kewl
• doooober tripped out
• Exam day
• boring day
• the day my lower incisor decided to chip
• just another day
• when i farted for the first time in my life.
• really sucky
• a very sexy day.
• another day i curse at the person I love to see if they care, because I can't anymore
• a wednesday
• fun for Holly and George :)
• Blowjob sexland
• a long day of work
• The day school starts again
• a failure
• The day all the comments on this page seem to be from girls about boys.
• my 90th day of sobriety
• jk;g;
• the day before I move away to shool
• Boring.
• sad
• the day i decided to be happy
• the day i realized i don't need to date every boy that shows any interest in me.
• a waste of time like every other day
• too freaking cold.
• the 2nd day of my vacation
• the day I realise how lazy I am D:
• the day i successfully failed my a-level exam in philosophy.
• prevarication
• nothing exciting...although it does happen to be the day before my two month anniversary with my wonderful boyfriend =)
• baked
• moot
• another day of no school.
• annoyingly bland
• an easy day at work... so far
• my second day of working overnights
• 3 days after my Grandpa moved in with us.
• the day i pooped myself in class
• the second day of the second to last semester of my undergraduate career
• the day i got my rationality, my music, and my heart back.
• not a Monday
• depressing...
• the day I killed myself
• alright. I mean, it could be better, much better. But I can't complain too much.
• emotionally taxing
• when I realized that my fear of pooping my pants in public makes me incontinent
• 12 days till my birthday and the day I got a date with a cool boy
• tommorrow
• The day I loved a boy.
• cold
• one large thorn in the side of the annoyance that is my miserable existence!
• The Day My Mother Taught Me How To Shave
• 10 days till my birthday
• december 18th
• not my birthday
• one day closer to death
• the day I lost my shit
• fucking blows like every other day
• zunes are pretty awesome
• Zunes are teh r0xzorz!!1
• hi, i'm Paul!
• the day Mr. Becker looked like a tool
• bite your dog day! Rawr!
• jhg
• zunes suck too
• the day my the swelling came down on my right nut
• FUCK APPLE AND THEIR SECOND RATE SHITTLY BUILT IPODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• gay day
• the day my kidneys exploded
• tomorrow yesterday
• day of the sluts
• covered in semen
• the day I found the man of my dreams. :)
• a very tiring day.
• sdajhk
• almost over
• first day of classes :(
• full of wankers
• a so far uneventful tuesday
• lame, lame, lame.
• another lonely day....
• the best worst day ever
• the day I start showering again!
• pluck ur pubes day
• weak sauce
• almost half done
• boring
• cold, windy and tired!
• Inspiration Day
• overwhelmingly average.
• gay
• a sneezy day
• the greatest day
• poo day
• 2 days before i turn 21
• the day my gerbil died
• the day i raped an african midget
• the day i lost my virginity
• the day I bust a move
• 2girls 1cup day
• show your dick day
• ujf
• trailer park boys dress up day
• The day everyone jumps on top of something and screams what they want most in the world.
• Boring Day, an united states made up holiday
• blaaaaaaah
• New Jersey's No turn signal day
• very boring
• the day before i go back to college and see my boyfriend again. =)
• 12
• The day I got a £3000 pay rise!
• the day I'm supposed to hang out with my boyfriend, but he had to run errands ):
• the day before my amazing boyfriends birthday :)
• wadang on Joey day
• today
• another day
• Here...and will be gone tomorrow
• kind of slipshod, to be perfectly frank.
• a day to keep on keeping on with things.
• day 4 of hell on wheels
• major lack of sleep
• the day I finished typing all the w-2's Yea, they are finished!
• lazy
• just another day in da hood
• is baked with britbrat
• the day all y'all lost the game.
• smokin a bowl whilst listening to hey joe by mmw
• my ex boyfriends birthday....dick!
• right now, incidentally.
• nothing out of the ordinary
• fag
• shit
• How do the failures know what trolling is?
• The day I stop lobbing fistfull of my own shit at the post man.
• wtorek
• COOOOLLDDDDDD
• Ass
• Its true, that guy's sister is kinda a slut... that's probably other dudes' cum you think is so sweet.
• the day i realized i fucked up
• My dinosaur egg hatches and I expel the fetus out my vagina. I hope the claws don't hurt
• a good dayto die
• The day deals are made
• Payday! (Actual payday, not as in "revenge")
• the day my boyfriend finally went ice skating with me. Only took him 2 years hah.
• Incest freaks me out...probably freaks your sister out too. Grose!
• the day everyone shaves their balls and burns the hair in a large bon fire at 7:30 pm.
• 2 days before my birthday
• FUCK APPLE AND THEIR SECOND RATE SHITTLY BUILT IPODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• the worst day since yesterday
• world aids day
• i bit my mums nipple off this morning
• 1 year since I started having sex with my sister. She has the sweetest pussy i've ever tasted.
• My Birthday!!
• O yes... The BUTTON
• DDR RULES THE UNIVERSE!!!!
• 1st day back. Bleh.
• Monday 12th of January
• My birthday!
• hairy rose with a bit of paprika
• cockalicious
• Nigg3r
• when most people realise their "New Year’s Resolutions" are unachievable
• wet, but i made it like that myself. ;)
• bloody cold and yo may as well have stayed in bed..
• the day before the AHH FUCK!
• one that I could do without.
• menday
• a bloody workday
• Soggy biscuit day.. YAY!
• cunt
• huh?
• just a perfect day