Saturday 17th of January is ...

• exactly one year before i went into the hospital for suicide
• the day we said I love you.
• the day i realized i found the perfect girl
• the day I regret ever eating
• the day i downed a bag of pixie stix and soda
• the day a guy sucked my dick for the first time...
• the day before Martin Leuther King day
• stupid.
• a lazy ass day.
• a bunch of ninjas came and raped my dad
• pjkh
• the day the Dallas Cowboys whimper out of the NFL playoffs. Yippee.
• A pretty decent day...
• ssssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
• boring, and I have to study
• not as good as january 16th
• pretty normal
• The day I ALSO realized that that's why curious george is so curious.
• your mom enjoyed it...
• The day I realized why curious George was so curious..He was left alone ALOT!!,WHO THE FUCK leaves a Monkey ALONE?!?!
• its a fact that 9/10 people enjoy gang rape
• again
• the day before Martin Luther King Jr. Remembrance Day
• Zombie Squad's monthly meeting.
• my minge is on fire
• my first day as a single man in 2 years
• The day I finally shave off that diseased looking splotchy collection of neck hair I call a beard.
• amen
• packys can rot in hell
• horny saturday
• 2 years since Daddy tought me how to suck his dick. His cum tastes salty.
• What
• not a sunday
• DDR RULES THE UNIVERSE!!!!
• Saturday 17th of January
• one week till my birthday
• fartwise
• when religion's exponents imploded
• Monkey Egg Day 2
• best spent in bed with a sexy dark haired girl
• a German day
• pick your scabs day
• syrup jelly
• My grandson's four months old! Woohoo!
• 10 days before my son's firthday
• a pool of drool and a ghoul whirlpool mewl tool fool cool rule. extreme.
• shaped like a hydrogen
• the day I fuck your mum
• cancelled due to unforseen circumstances
• round the back of the bikeshed with your girlfriend
• eh?
• a good day for surfing
• a bunch of arse
• drinking wine
• alright really. Stop fucking moaning and get on with your life. WOT!
• cornholio
• my sister's 18th!
• What! It's Friday here in America!
• A day when I'm still at fucking work at 8:12pm.
• full of unfunny b3ta pricks who aren't as good as F365 for humour or personality
• like so totally not sunday 18th of January
• KHAAAAAAAAAAAN memorial day
• eldritch and wavy as a goose wrangler's nobbit
• quite nice actually.
• making my cack hang.
• They seek it here they seek it there they seek the nobfish everywhere
• cack
• ...Broadsword calling danny boy...
• filled with capacious amounts of warm spunk
• sunday
• so ... sew ...sough?
• the day of my sexual unsatisfaction
• this day "is"
• the day the silent ones arrive
• another brick in the wall
• fuck you day
• then
• call a Paki a Paki day
• nearly over
• rocking my socks
• nearly gone
• meep!
• gnu
• a day to masturbate
• phone
• Super
• funfunfun
• lol
• painful
• roxxor
• alert("Friday")
• hht
• twat
• cunt
• missing
• ?
• pthc
• cock cock cock
• another day missing my wife and boy :(
• today
• lame
• spilt gravy
• Sports and Wine
• my favewite
• A full day of BSG 4 Catch up!
• meh
• d) none of the above
• grey
• snoozy
• RAPE
• quality
• a good day to pie.
• sick
• a day long remembered....
• gay
• almost over
• irrelevant
• an anagram of 'Oh, Tuna Jury, 71 Farts a day...'
• cock
• straight
• gay?
• .
• Boring x 3
• just super
• chis spencer day
• Dave Onion is police
• The international day of Roasted Pig and Human Foosball
• monkeynuts
• The day we got our Wednesday back
• Strap on day
• sweaty ball sack
• quantox
• forskin scrape day
• poo
• Well slap my face and call me Susan day
• National Soapy Tit Wank Day
• a minge
• tripping balls.
• United!
• sausage
• possibly epic. THIS IS MY MILWAUKEE DROP TODAY
• the apocolypse
• fuck
• Starting over and moving on TODAY.
• A myth.
• awesome because there's a new b3ta newsletter to read
• a day.
• yipee
• Time for FUUUNNNN!
• d
• BONGO BONGO BONGO I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
• smlly
• is to the Gregorian calendar what Jo Brand is to underwear modelling
• the day I turn into a madman
• margh
• ant
• a beautiful day in the neighborhood
• pondering wether to go to the moon!!
• coplk
• the day a corner was turned.
• belong to us? Surprised no put tha..... oh wait
• belong to us? Surprised nobody put that yet...
• the day I cried because I let my king sized pot noodle get cold
• crap
• the day to turn the bed round and visit Tim & Carly
• THE DAY YOU HAVE MORE BRAINCELLS THAN YOU WILL HAVE TOMORROW
• literally the day.
• a day for getting monged
• A week since my girlfriend wet herself on the way home from the pub,
• My last Rizla
• nnn
• the day after first day of the rest of your life
• LE AND SIT ON THE COUCH AND SMOKE DOPE
• where am i
• bodacious
• Happy Hamster day
• Mark Mullahy's anal sex aniversary
• hangover day
• one month one day 'til my birthday
• short
• never you mind, you nosy pricks.
• sore arse
• breasts
• is a day that has days in it, but sometimes those days have aids
• Spankingly Groovy
• gin?
• The day that the Albanian maffia release the clone that they grew of you using knob cheese
• koperr
• a good time to wash your front bum
• almost completely written off to a hangover
• Cocktoast
• Clitoris
• gay day
• a good day to play with an oven ready chicken & a hairy piece of string
• Bag Ladies period day
• for wanking in the living room because everyone else has gone out
• the day I ran out of clean underpants
• better
• Jane's birthday
• fuck all to do
• broken
• NWA day
• my day off
• The Day Clementine de Montfort decides that she will piss in church tomorrow
• thmmmmm
• Not as sunny as it was an hour ago
• asdfas
• the day the music died
• wank a spastic day
• wurdle your splod
• srs bsnss
• fuck you
• wasted
• a bellend
• in case of emergency call the jellyfiends day
• the 18th day of my daughter's life
• fookin mint
• owl smoking a joint
• get a reach around by a spider monkey day
• my last.
• the day my cock been sucked dry
• National Porridge with Maple Syrup Day (obviously)
• my day
• Jazz festival in the Domain
• Almost yesterday on this side of the world you fucking tards!
• time to try to screw my boss for money
• Boring
• the day i eat teacakes
• the best day to take lsd
• I RUUUUULLLLE
• Beanseal Day
• poop
• the day I sexually abuse my inner child.
• a poignant pause in the passing of a working life
• the day in which I will finally have monthly sex with my husband.
• already here
• early
• 12
• the day I typed some rubbish into a website at 5am
• what day is it
• j
• monkey fisting day
• but another passing moment in the swift river of time.
• tr
• http://thebeautifulword.co.uk
• Another day closer to the grave.
• monthly underwear change day.
• several hours behind on America's west coast
• splunge
• the day after Friday the 16th of January
• dick squeezing faggot month!
• not here soon enough
• round!
• fuck off it's still Friday here
• The day after Friday, January 16th
• one hour 53 minutes old
• a good day for wanking
• business time
• aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggh the plastic men are coming
• 5 days before i get paid.. bastards
• jesus was a bell end
• 9 days before my birthday
• like Sunday. Saturday 17th of January is silent and grey.
• the start of the weekend, so time to look out your office window, jealous of the children playing.
• getting you closer to death
• Help im in pain! :o(
• a good day to die
• My brothers Birthday
• 21 characters long
• saturday
• mr_bandit day
• Welsh
• 42
• full of original b3ta fanboys with no imagination. God it's nice not to live in england anymore....
• buku de chill
• ass fuck
• rubbish telly day
• also wriggling. wriggling more
• gelfling felching day
• the day to do a really loud and eggy fart
• Unknoen Taste in your mouth day
• Never as good as a wank
• a good day to die! Prepare for ramming speed!
• for flat hunting
• tomorrow
• for house hunting
• muzzer
• gay.
• the day which i will have a new bedroom carpet..woo..fucking hoo.....
• start of rag week, so lots of blowjobs heading my way
• National wank your knackers flat day
• yesterday
• feck
• late to the b3ta newsletter day
• Reza's Preecing Day
• a right cockneck