Monday 19th of January is ...

• my birthday!
• National waste a nigger day
• the last day of sanity before next semester.
• Skip class again, then spend the rest of the day on the computer feeling guilty.
• I have food poisoning. Excuse me while I go shoot up the restaurant responsible
• the fourth day in a row the mary jane didnt come through
• be stoned all day, play Call of Duty, and think about how hungry you are.
• The day I got two caveties removed.
• my dads birthday and the day after my birthday
• the day after my mom died two years ago
• i am completely and utterly in love.
• just the same as yesturday
• the day that i might just might be able to sit around the house and to nothing!
• day 2 of 30 that my husband is overseas and I am alone :(
• get struck by lightning day
• ihateexamss
• FUCKING AGAIN!! Are you serious...I get it you love me but...yeah
• just for giggles
• i'll look at it
• nigger a nigger day
• shoot a nigger day
• Punch a Christian day
• fuck me sideways day
• 12 days away from my being ungrounded
• anyone want to see my rock hard cock? It's very nice.
• Max value of a signed int
• absolutely nothing, rabbits have nothing to do with the button, they just make a good su flay and will...
• DDR RULES THE UNIVERSE!!!!
• LOLday
• your mum
• warm sex jesus day
• ooo
• TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
• the day i let maddie go
• never gonna give you up day
• all mixed up
• a day to frotuere
• a Tuesday
• a saucy temptress.
• bricks of shit
• fuck fuckity fuck fuck
• Harry Nudz Memorial Day
• ll
• Monkey Egg Day 4
• jd nc
• Wanking over a picture of the Queen day (any banknote will do)
• a bit anal beard
• slow
• gay
• WERDER BREMEN DAY
• flolopping giblets
• time for a dangerwank
• Rhypnol Day
• MY BIRRRRTHDAY!!!!!
• full of spunk
• Shaving my Nut Sack with a Spoon Day
• running through your fingers...
• jason
• 13th feb
• Monday 19th of January
• penut butter jelly time
• covered in jizz.
• biggnia
• totally wank
• monday
• telling you its every move on facebook so that you'll pass it on to the ex
• ;...
• coverd in baby sauce.
• rape day
• ME TOO
• MY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKERS!
• cocksucker day
• cunt you in the fuck day
• gone bro
• almost over
• the day i did your mom
• the dawning of the age of aquarius
• cocksticks day
• buuuuuuuuum
• not over
• my last day :(
• shit
• I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming in terror like his passenger
• gonna be the day they throw it back to you
• jjhg
• laugh at ignorant Americans day
• yraunaJ fo ht91 yadnoM backwards
• apparently the most depressing day of the year. fact
• the day before the day after tomorrow
• i've got a dirty bumhole
• great
• akin to a Facebook status update
• it is an anus
• the last day of the Bush presidency. Thank God!
• penis
• wibble
• pish
• as attractive as a bulldog sucking a pickle
• 1st workday
• useless
• gimptastic
• the day for the shooting. Go now.
• the day of the Lord.
• nearly over!
• sandwich day!
• an anus
• the day that I got chased down the street by a black man listening to Iggy Pop
• kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
• not very exciting, really, is it.
• a buck seven five and a quarter
• hobosexual
• full of pipe smoke and gin.
• the day krautrock died forever
• website update day
• saccscs
• dsfadf
• Faster than yesterday
• a good one for wanking
• fried eel one time super special offer savers club day
• pissnipple
• 1 week before the 26th of january (also a monday)
• high time to buy some quality soxks
• smash! bang! right in the wrong pipe day! (Wales Only)
• nowhere near as good as Tuesday 20th of January.
• crap and boring
• cold
• wank
• stupid
• yesterday
• just there
• yesterday if you're looking at this tomorrow
• world of warcraft pie day
• so yesterday
• today
• yesterday..
• The day I come prepared
• yeah its Monday
• Back to work
• windy
• feb
• the monk made me do it
• THE DAY I DECIDE TO GET A JOB
• a big fat donkey kong
• sex with your mum day!
• not going well so far...
• SHHHIITTEEE
• the 3rd Monday of Jan 2009
• sleep naked
• 8 more hours of being stuck in a cube
• 4 hours till work f u stumbleupon
• mlk's bday
• the day Tyler wrote "The day Jessi has her Physics test she's not studying for."
• the day Mandi also has her Physics test she's also not studying for
• The day Jessi has her Physics test she's not studying for
• snowy
• doomsday
• sunday somewhere else
• finger your own arse day.
• test
• me
• the day my nuts itch and I can't scratch]
• tubular
• the second day of a new and awesome relationship
• the partick thistle football club (1876) ltd.
• sore
• tits
• sticky
• 1hr 29minutes old
• €===8
• miserable
• shiiiite
• a time for celebration
• a cunt
• blue monday
• the hizz shiznits
• my wedding anniversary
• hello
• arse
• blow me D
• work is hell day
• TWENTY FUCKING FOUR DAY YOU BASTARDS!
• the day after tommorow you know that day when global warming kicks in a causes the world to end
• college fail day
• monday ;)
• outrageous
• coming
• teabag a stranger day!
• 4 days until pay day
• Lick a Throbbing Shaft Day
• Martin Luther King's birthday of course!
• only 2 weeks away from getting to be with the love of my life again
• full of lame
• king kong
• Interview day again
• an ideal time to throw out those out of date parsnips
• frot a ferret day
• going to be dreadful
• i-say Doctah Mahtin Lutha King Day, sir!
• Reza marries Preece