Wednesday 21st of January is ...

• my 18th Birthday!
• cock
• t h e d a y w e t o o k c o r n y p i c t a s s s s s
• thedayipussiedoutonajam!
• yep
• A day where i get to kick back and smoke three bowls to my face after my parents fall asleep
• The day I twin turboed my GTI 1.8t
• the best day for pirate attacks
• The annual whale toaster malfunction.
• nice and fun
• fack
• Is the day that nigga down the street is gunna get sprayed on
• dam sick people!
• The day I beat that despicable cuntox to death while laughing
• ramoe is going to be daddy
• The day i realise just how much i want to die, but am too chicken to do it
• 7/8 people enjoy gang rape
• my 2-month anniversary...and I'm going to break up with him
• the day I stop eating babies.
• The day I stop standing naked in my front yard and do the "helicopter".
• The day paid a random girl on my campus to have sex with me.
• the day you wander from demonwar.net to battlegroundsonline.net
• a slut fucking day
• time to do some more no work
• Monkey Egg Day 6
• lop
• hbkjbj
• bored at work lol!
• this isn't facebook
• the day before Bacon Thursday
• not a day for a sticky-belly-flap-cock moment....
• the day the earth kept moving?
• the right time to come out of the closet
• time to find another job!
• fortified
• not the day the large hardon collider will collide hardons
• dragging a bit
• a mother fuckin snow day
• almost over
• just a time killer between Tuesday and Thursday.
• wank-a-day
• the day that i had one of the most mind expanding experiences!
• the day i gave up playing wow
• when nicolas parsons is finally recognised as the neo-opiate of the people!!!
• the day i was raped
• 20 days after the 1st...
• Iron Maiden appreciation day
• ((_8^(|)
• ....are you?
• ubiquitous
• National Fsck Buddy Day
• shit
• what?
• the day after
• what they said
• the day i'm determoned to find a job
• still not the 5th of November
• another day for me to wonder why my fiance wont have sex with me.
• not thursday
• hammer time
• fuckmonkeys
• spam,spam,spam....
• big fat elephant fanny day
• jjk
• time for a wank, go on I'm waiting
• spunkmunchers day!
• time to visit the Shed Of Doom!
• hit Cam in the mouth day!
• wednesday
• mayday
• RAPEBOOK
• a cockalorum
• french
• Stu-rat's birfday
• a herpe'd vagina
• belongs to sinclair
• 3.14159
• cold
• finished
• yo mamma
• good
• the first day of the rest of your life.
• another day to wonder: Debbie or Elizabeth?
• Today
• the day I finally show that old tosser who's boss.
• tomorrow
• my best ever cumshot day
• a warm gun
• ballsack day
• National smoke crack and rob a nan day
• living in oregon day
• Lick a Throbbing Shaft Day
• A new world!
• announcing Gordon Brown's suicide
• bill licks rezas butthole
• Reza bops her again