Friday 13th of February is ...

• my birthday
• a day off from work! wooooo!!! xD
• BULLSHIT.
• all star saturday
• the day I break my dryspell
• a good day to smoke a big fat smelly joint containing some of the best weed on this planet....yum!
• the day i realized I made a huge mistake
• the day I didn't get a blowjob
• the day I realized that every moment with him is a sparkling one I refuse to forget.
• time to get mad high of these supers.
• a good day
• shoot thy neighbor
• rape the neighbor
• time to smoke
• p l a n n i n g ( =
• a rainy day ins pain
• Fucking saturday the fucking 13th. Deal with it
• The day I promised myself I would stop masturbating into the mayonaisse bowl
• the day i have to work a 12-8 :(
• the day this 19 year old realised they will never marry someone amazing like Charlie McDonnell. Instead they will most likely die alone..
• is a snowday in the place that never snows.
• 2 years since Daddy tought me how to suck his dick. His cum tastes salty.
• my 21st birthday!
• jason motha fuckin voorhees rape day
• the day I am going to play Left 4 Dead. A lot.
• is another day i skip going to the gym
• A GREAT DAY OUTA HERE
• chinese, like every other day
• the day i accidentally killed your sister from my huge penis
• the day before our two year and two month anniversary, and the day we broke up
• bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssss
• the day i have two exams :(
• the day of the dark lord KRAAUL
• the day I rolled down the thick, fresh, fluffy snow by the theatre with my roommate b/c we really, really needed to just giggle insanely.
• a good day to die
• talib kweli in baltimore.
• snow man
• i woke up with an egg up my ass and a missing wife
• unlucky, it's friday the thirteenth.
• Another day that most mindless people find scary for no real or well founded reason...
• the day before valentines. A terrible day filled with commercialism and pagan traditions! And idiots who love it
• 28 more days until a lovely trip
• another day i'm not doing what i am supposed to do
• possibly the most miserable i'll have in a while.. or it could be.. normal.
• scarry!
• a great day to booze it up for Ashley's bday!
• cold and getting colder
• still a friday
• an awkward day.
• *NOT A GOOD DAY IN HISTORY*
• today
• bro left for Auckland
• the day i wish i was drunk and blazed out of my mine
• the day to be with jeff
• the last day to make excuses as to why you are still single, and on the internet.
• fuck tomorrow. Get drunk.
• the day I fly for angels in america
• my eighth month of pregnancy.
• fuckkking me so much harder than my black boyfriend
• the day I GOT SO DRUBK I DONT MY NAME AND CANT TYPE WELL HAHA
• a strangely happy day.
• Pretty awesome my Amazing friend came to visit!!!
• i have been abstinent for one year as of yesterday
• the day I realized that everyone is a fucking pussy
• Jason Vorhees birthday!
• Parent teacher confrences
• Is 5 months and 18 days since I last talked to him
• the Friday of the week i realized that i prolly have actual, for reals depression.
• the day i went to burger king and saw a dude die of hypothermia.
• The day I found this site and shot myself
• Jason Vorhees
• 4 months my kids have been held hostage by Oregon DHS
• friday the 13th
• the day i beat justins ass in darts
• sweet
• the day i realize steve is a fucking creeper
• The day I started to see the way my friend is programmed, and started manipulating him
• aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh dude....
• the day I realized that I am going to be alone for a very long time
• the day I realized corporate America is bullshit.
• the day before I go to fucking Disney World. Hell yeah.
• the day I fist fuck Colonol's tight asshole
• a fur pit.
• the day when i told a professor that i loved him.
• the day Brandi finially felt guilty enough and decided to talk to her cheating abusive ex boyfriend....why am i so stupid???....
• a day i wish i had off to go watch scary movies
• woah, day
• holy shit i'm drunk at 4:30 in the afternoon
• boring
• the day before valentines day - another year without a card , and no chance of getting one
• The day before valentines day, A wonderful day filled with love, compassion, and a world full of idiots who dont appreciate it!!!
• wanky wank wank wank.........................
• the first day of breakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
• The day that I come out of my lake and slaughter groups of unsuspecting kids out for a weekend of fun on the lake.
• MANANA ES EL DIA DE LOS ENAMORES Y MAS IMPORTANTE, TRES MESES CON EL AMOR DE MI VIDA.
• i google searched Gm3 Beats and Instrumentals - Got high and listened to HOT SHIT ALL DAY
• the day he told me he loved me for the first time
• Fabulous!!!!
• fuckin lovely
• the day I am responsible!
• the day I ripped ass
• the day I banged your mom.
• unmasdiasinmiamor.
• ....
• a fucking waste.
• another day spent alone
• mines gone....
• another :D for no reason day.
• the day I finally taste-tested a cat turd
• now
• moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
• the day i see all my friends from home!
• the day i go to see automatic loveletter with jasey. FTW!
• The day after Thursday the 12th
• a long one.................
• never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you!
• snowy and cold..can hardly wait for summer
• FRIDAY!
• a fish
• a good day to go shopping!!!
• the day i love my mink more than ever
• good luck - if you are that way inclined...
• A DAY WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.......GOOD LUCK!!!
• the GAME!!!11!!!1!!!1!!!!1!
• the day i get this crap cleaned up
• another day of being alone...
• the day a shit remake of an iconic 80s film is released.
• confuscious says....u all go out n play in de traffic now
• the day I try not to kill my first born...
• the day i buy a valentines gift
• the day i am anti social due to the pain of new braces and my drastic illness
• is the day i get high as a mofo
• the day i felt we turned the tide
• just another day alone
• is black apparently.
• going to be wonderful
• The day i hit level 70 and got my flying mount :D
• Yet another day I walk dogs for a living.
• the day I decided I love it when my wife cheats on me
• >
• the dA
• A day off
• the you DIE!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHA
• the day mr way was wrong
• Hopefully they start properly charging for the possession of cannabis
• the day I smoke a lot of weed. Seriously enough to choke a fucking horse. Not that I like to choke horses... well there was that one time...
• I am going to New York today! too bad I'm gonnna miss the carnations at school
• YOCOM
• the day i love my girlfriend even more,,, its her bday
• the day I'm going to.....FLAIL!
• FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
• the day dom and george go anal extreme
• just another day
• The END.
• fuh-ride-ay the thirteenth beezy!
• actually right, weird.
• Friday the thirteenth.....