Monday 16th of February is ...

• the day i found out my boyfriend cheated on me :(
• I WANNA FUCK ALICIA SILVIA
• not my birthday
• ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT
• I had sex with the person underneath
• The day I had amazing sex.
• asaddayforher=/wishicouldhelp
• 2 YEARS SINCE I STARTED HAVING SEX WITH 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS
• b a d
• the day I realized love was a lie
• a day where I realised I was in love with my best friend
• Somthing
• Another day spent measuring schonkers noses, got a few beaks
• full of beads, boobs, and booze.
• the day I wish I hadn't married my husband.....
• crappy, I hate spending all day in the lab.
• the day before I start paying off my devts
• like woah!
• a fucking long day
• my nephew's birthday
• SO SLOW!!
• a day of contemplation, of mourning, of rock and fucking roll.
• another day that i spend with Pollito all night long..
• 26 april
• when i do no actual work AT work
• the worst day to have a marketing test
• pretty ghay. just like every other day in faggot town usa
• the day of washington, who weighed a fucking ton
• a day with lots of work to do!!!
• sucking pretty hard.
• a day like any other, where I can't decide whether or not I love my girlfriend.
• assssssss!!!!
• Another day...another pint of Vodka
• aujourd'hui
• a boring day
• the product of yesterday, which unfortunately ended with a tad too much crap for me to handle.
• making me gassy...
• the day i realize that Craigory's the boy I really wanna spend the rest of my life with!
• the day i dumped my girlfriend :)
• day that my brother's hate hit on me once again
• the day i realized the easy teacher produces hard test
• cold
• happy
• a day i wish i were asleep right now
• fml
• the day i lost my virginity
• The day before exams...
• the day Brooke B. refused to do any work.
• going to suck a little.
• the day i procrastinate with Super Smash Brothers.
• fuck.
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• the day i skipped class.
• i finally left oklahoma
• is kicking my ass, stupid cold and holds on tax information...
• the day when I jack off. Oh that's everyday
• THE BEST DAY EVER!
• the day im sitting in a tent camping out for basketall tickets and spending hours on a chem lab report
• the day i need to get laid
• not over yet
• the day i didnt understand this website, wheres my ish?
• THE DAY THAT THE LORD AS MADE
• when the entire domain for a computer dept at a state university suddenly died, causing much commotion.
• clappy
• a holiday! whoo
• really really sad
• rage day
• the day i gotta pay rent, 15 days delayed
• the dai i need to get laid
• the day i wanted to punch my boyfriend in the face
• 7 days after my birthday
• the day i realized i am dating my cousins ex
• good
• a day to drink. alot.
• clusterfuck
• a day full of kidney stone pain >.
• indeed
• a day i wont remember
• exactly as it should be.
• labguest
• today, bu soon to be yesterday, and soon after that, the day before yesterday
• raPwe in the face.
• another day trenched in lies.
• j
• the day my Laptop broke
• The set rep of 4F
• time for some hot weather
• the day i realized the internet is getting fucking old! really fucking pointless site
• when I miss my mom most.
• a chance to *maybe* fix what ruined yesterday.
• the day i win him over
• National Hang-over Day
• penis time
• the background color is weird, anyone else%Pr
• the day i picked a promotion over the guy i'm in love with
• today is monday?
• the day i castrated a goat and then sodomized it by shoving its own testicles up its ass.
• Shitty because all the gun shops in my town are closed on mondays.
• trying to get over your hangovers from the weekend day
• Back again for the 20th time
• c
• just an illusion
• i second fucking shit
• fuck this someone give me a hot pocket
• stupid
• presidents day, time and a half plus eight
• the day im going to rape my roomate with anal and skull penetration with no lubricant or protect, I have gonorrhea
• cool she said she loves someone who isnt me..
• *another sexless day with my boyfriend*
• productive yet relaxing. Perfect.
• leaked Dan Deacon ftw \o/
• the day i found out how stupid the internet really is
• lameee
• when I found out Tucker Max is a God. Hopefully not "the God," mind you, 'cause then we'd all be fucked (especially the good looking women)
• I love lemonparty.org
• ...awe, that guy found his penis... and some lady had orgasms. hmmm, I know where my dick is... how sad.... I wish others knew...
• not
• 2 days after my birthday. So what??
• blah
• the best day to enjoy a donkey show
• The day before my ex-girlfriends birthday... should i call her?
• boring as all hell
• the day i needed a hug most.
• almost over
• a day for orgasms!!
• I FOUND MY PENIS!!!
• I realized how fucking sweet it is to be fucking awesome
• a sick day.
• shitty
• the day the fat people of the world realized there isnt enough food for them and eat eachother
• ........long
• a great day for a fart party
• the day after sunday
• gheyyyyy
• i realize its time to hit the slopes
• the day I laughed at old ladies for an hour straight.
• a pretty good day, though certainly an exhausting one.
• word
• a very good day, overall.
• 11. it is the number 11.
• the day i realized my drinkings become a problem
• my first night off from work in 3 weeks!
• the day I become a fafl
• The day before I have to hunker down and try to get employed.
• hello
• the day I miss him very much
• fucking two days late for valentines day
• when Jesus kills all the jews
• got my child support lowered!!!
• nigger salad
• the day of AMAZING sex with my fiancee!!!
• a day to say fuck all the things i should be doing and attempt hand-stands again.
• the day i found out moriah is gay
• the day I gave bad advice just to seem my best friend crash and BURN.
• kittens
• the day I crapped my depends
• a perfect day to spank the monkey
• another day w/o sex
• a good night
• hormonal
• bitch tits
• The day before I get a bunch of needles shoved into my arm
• a month before my brother's birthday
• the day the nigger died
• lkmlk
• 11 days after my birthday
• tough workload!
• nigger day, the day of the niggers
• make a sandwich day
• rfhyjkju
• Boring
• sex
• 4 days till my birthday
• 32 DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY
• deece
• a pressure point.
• a day off
• tired
• a holiday?
• presidents' day.
• lol
• Our aniversary, 18 years.
• BORING AS SHIT.
• A FUCK
• meh...
• Dusty has been saved, thank you Anonymous
• jhgik
• fucking girlfriend bullshit!!! AGAIN...bitch is hitting the curb soon
• a clusterflock!!
• The day i decided it would be ok, to go after a friends ex
• just another day
• the day my husband went back to texas again
• First day of work
• crap day
• clusterfuck!!
• missing someone so dearly
• hkl
• the day jackson went into the army, hardest day of my best friend's life, and time i start appreciating my boyfriend way more
• may 6
• cavity search appreciation day
• crazy bitch day
• Monday
• I just don't know anymore, what are we doing?
• The word of the day kids, is CLUSTERFUCK, can you say CLUSTERFUCK?
• stressfull.
• my dads 79th birthday
• fuck you day
• the day after sunday 15th
• Slarped hydz day
• i got a job
• 1 of my day's off! WooHoo
• iou
• Am Israel Chai
• awesome.
• not the 17th
• killed someone
• nearly over
• the day i went snowboarding
• lon.
• The day I realized we don't live forever.
• great day
• The worst day of my life
• The day I start to worry, please don't do anything to take you away from me again!
• The day I got a ticket...
• The day my girlfriend got her HGV license. She can now legally drive 32tonne trucks.
• writing day
• 7 days from my birthday
• the day before my 29th birthday....again
• k\
• a day to finally do work
• fucking awful because I dropped my physics class.
• one day closer to hell
• just like the rest
• so great
• shyte
• one less day you have to live.
• exactly a year from today... JM
• But the niggers deserved it!
• a day to punch people in the back of the head who write about "fucking up niggers".
• the day my Father started chemotherapy
• one day closer to December 21, 2012
• a day where i have to wake up toooo early
• a day to fuck up niggers
• a day to play with the cat.
• wonderful because I'm in love!
• sad
• spritely
• monday.... fuck my life.
• niiiice
• Family Day!
• The day before tomorrow.
• Family day
• the day i am confused
• The day I need to go to the Dr.
• the day my bf was an arse again
• The day of the John Dies at the End blog update
• a day im sick
• a day to do all the homework I failed to do the rest of the 4 day weekend. D=
• a day i wished i could have slept in
• first day of reading week
• spent doing nothing thanks to our presidents
• another boring day at work
• another day away from my husband.
• fine
• the day I found out I have bi-polar disorder
• a day that my boner rages on
• the first day since the eighties that I stayed in bed till 11am
• The day the girl who broke up with me on V-Day told me she just wanted to be friends.
• the day i slept
• the day you wake up after a Valentine`s party.
• the day I thought about stopping smoking weed, but I probably wont
• quite a cool day.
• mother's birthday
• a day just like any other day, a day that everything my wife does annoys me.
• the day I bought my first 5 g of weed
• la dia de sexo
• an absolutely beautiful day.
• the day i found out my ex-boss is refusing to give me my paycheck
• another day my neighbor wants my cock.
• the day i go to florida with my best friend...i'm gay and i'm hoping he is too. wish me luck
• the day I woke up from a lonely alcohol binge during Valentine's Day.
• i smoked weed and played call of duty 5 all day
• presidents day
• never
• The day the world came to an end.
• the day my boyfriend got annoyed that i wasn't enthusiatic about anal
• the day my mother thought she aborted me >:{
• is a day to bitch slap annoying spouses!
• a day to indulge in Ecstacy
• awsome
• terrible.
• the day after the day after i realise i am in love with rosie xD
• the day i had my second abortion
• The day I didn't get a haircut.
• I stayed home with kids.
• lazy monday
• fucking shit.just like 90% of other days.
• the feeling of spring
• the day after Sunday 15th February.
• the day I get sick from 1/2 off Chocolate Day.
• when i didnt study
• painfull
• the day i will do mushrooms again
• a day to smoke weed
• the sore day.
• a day to honor our president and those presidents of the past. Or a day to do what ever, read below
• a day off, but a bit too cold to go out and do something fun
• not nice
• lame
• the day i should have sorted somethings out, but im just having a lazy day, and its going fine.
• the day my wife finally gives me anal sex
• 4 days before my sister visits me1
• yow
• the day I get my Fender back
• the day i have to do a history paper
• the day I got my xbox 360
• organic mattresses
• ydtytfu
• lacking its penis like the clown.
• the 14th Day my Girlfriend went to Australia. I miss her so much.
• the day I failed my German exam :(
• another day
• sexy time
• loong
• running out of time
• bad
• the day I started watching Yahtzee Croshaw
• the day I google '1 man 1 cup'
• be mean to sean day :/
• my sisters 21st birthday
• gay
• the day i might not see my girlfriend
• the day i didn't get laid
• MOVING SLOWER EVERY MINUTE
• the day i got my period because i wasnt taking my birth control on time :P
• the day i watched mr. hands and heard abou his amazing story
• the day i should have spend getting homework done
• one of too fucking many days off
• not a holiday for me
• my third day off!
• the day my heart broke
• I'm out of weed too, FUCK.
• the day before the shit storm
• ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i ran out of weed
• the day I stumbled on this website
• ok
• PISSING ME OFF because im sick...because of some other fuckers
• My birthday
• is the canadian government's attempte at a civil holliday, where everybody anyways
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• a
• slow moving
• the day i watched 2 girls one cup video
• a good day to finally go back outside.
• The day before my birthday
• a holiday
• 2 days before the day after tomorrow
• the day i went grocery shopping because i can't eat clothes & make up!! :op
• the day after my friend's birthday. which I actually remembered.
• your vagina
• the day for penis
• president's day
• like all the other days
• the day I stumbled on this stupid website
• my friend's birthday.
• an awesome day. Global warming is the shit
• a boring day.
• The day I did my own laundry and left his out.
• The day I ate a lamb
• the day my girlfriend woke me up too early and didn't even make breakfast.
• the day i realized my life is okay.
• the day i realised i hate children, and that my gran needs shot.
• the day I get my Threadless shirts.
• a great night to go and party
• Family Day in Ontario...
• the day I found this site
• the day I realized that I really need a life.
• one day closer to the day you die
• the day i realized I spent Valentines day with Team Fortress 2
• track practice (' -.-)
• the day i need to finish the final draft of my research paper
• the day i decided not to go to class
• the day my father beat me
• REALIZE* LEARN HOW TO SPELL, FUCKING RETARDS.
• i am in love with the cutest most beautiful plum in the world!
• a day off of work!
• the day i die
• a day with some tension in the air (grown kids who can't take care of them selves)
• rainy
• the day effie has to work and finish the goddamn logo.
• the beginning of a VERY LONG eleven god damn days of not getting laid.I hat mother nature and this sick joke she calls a menstral cycle.
• NO SCHOOL
• Valentines Day sucked!
• sunny and beautiful!
• how long can i hold this key downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
• Over? Already?
• when i get to hang out with her.
• i pull an allnighter and do crazy things later.
• the day i have to spend with someone i hate even though I feel sick as a pig.
• the day i typed the alphabet in 4.03 seconds
• the day i break the world record for whacking it in 24 hours
• the day i realise my life needs some work done...
• a good day to fob off my dissertation supervisor because i have nothing to show him
• same old shit, different day
• presidents day and id rather have class cuz i dont have SHIT to do
• quiet
• just another shit day
• back to work
• 7 days away from my 21st birthday!
• The Day I Find And Kill Chuck Norris!!!!
• i ride the bus at 7:25am
• probably going to involve cleaning dog shit out of the yard that has gathered over winter...
• fuck off
• jhkgfjgdfhshdgjhkjlk
• regular old suck ass day at college LOL! :p
• p
• steve is definetly a creeper
• update steve is still a fucking creeper
• bitch
• today
• ...and it was me?
• The Day I realised The Source of my problems!
• the day I write her a letter.
• The day my first book gets printed - good luck me
• Good day for Guitar Hero Motherfucker!
• one day after i masturbated in a bunkbed
• four days until i see my love.
• the day I need to stop SPENDING money all the fucking time.
• two days away
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• the day I cooperate with the voices that tell me to hack my genitals to bloody bits
• the day dom and george go anal extreme
• Pat's 21st
• alex's birfday!
• a day in which I have homework due that I didn't do because I procrastinate so fucking much.