Sunday 22nd of March is ...
- Ash Ketchem's Birthday.
- found out my fathers going to jail
- the day I lost my job.
- the day i came to this website and you all complained
- i got molested when i was 7 by your mom it ruled
- im too high for this shit....
- rainy
- monday!!!! BLAH! can it be 4 o'clock? then its beer time
- terrible
- hottubsexandrain?
- s o m e o n e c o p p e d m y s t y l e !
- did you just call me a jive turkey? No i believe he called you a cocksucker. Thats fine as long as he didnt call me a jive turkey
- fucking lame.... too much work
- today is fuck, just a plain simple fucking day
- my gf's dad found out he has congestive heart failure, water in his lungs and has extremely bad emphizema so she fucked off with his money,
- tummmmmyyyyy rummmmmmmmmbles
- time to go to sleep because it is now Monday
- b e a u t i f u l
- FUCKING MONDAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 7 days before my birthday
- time to go back to work...
- 9135447517 send me ur shaft
- My Birthday!!
- ANYTHING?
- cocks
- 3 days before my driving theory test
- a day to sit back and smoke
- the day that i woke up at 6 in the morning from my fridge flooding my kitchen
- *DAMN THAT WOMAN CAN SHOP!*
- the day i realized my wife is a whore
- the last day of spring break. LAME.
- *MARGARITA DAY!!*
- My Tallywacker is playing a song
- not bad now that i'm stoned..
- someone is mising Daniel Craig Hoskins
- my gf's dad found out he has congestive heart failure, water in his lungs and has extremely bad emphizema
- gay
- headaches and bright lighPr
- a dull toothache.
- the day Arizona Wildcats keep silencing critics
- oh I love that boy. Wish he knew, but feel sure he has warmed up and sees where I am coming from. Well, you might hope so after 8 weeks and
- /has been rather wank....again!!
- the day to be happy
- just another Godless Sunday
- a shity day
- day before monday
- kk
- just another day in pradise
- a hang over
- fat dick
- numb
- the day Jade Goody died. Wheeey!!!!! :D
- the day i sit on my porch in ft myers drinking corona
- just the same as every other day for as long as i can remember
- Three days before my birthday, and this year three days before my 18th!
- exactly two months till graduation
- when I begin my walk
- when i sit with my account, and do my taxes. ahhhhhhhh
- mothers day
- the 1st day I hit the beach!
- The day all of the sad Welsh twats put their rugby shirts away & crawl back under their stones for another year. GOODBYE, WANKERS!!!
- the day before Monday 23rd of March
- the day i learned it is possible to not sign up for a SSN at birth. fucking brilliant.
- stupid
- just peachy
- i'm a fucking douche bag. ajkbnaiugfriadofakg dick vagina cock licker
- the day that just begun, in which i am going to eat some tasty, fraud-less french toast
- going to be wonderful! :-)
- the day I meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time
- depressing
- the day this site could have some great potential, much like onesentence, if only people didn't act like douches on it.
- PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU! SOMEONE SPREAD THE WORD THAT FRENCH TOAST IS A FRAUD! THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW!
- a day where Dom and George kill themselves
- Booger farts day
- Mothering Sunday