Thursday 11th of March is ...

• The day my daughter was born.
• BIRF!
• i shit my pants
• the day i built a new gatre at my house
• a day on which I may be gay and lay by the bay eating hay.
• Another day, another quest for a large chim chim ;)
• 311 day
• Yet another day when the united states is not what the founding fathers invisioned
• Fuck, the day where I wish things can move faster...
• Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
• two months exactly til i ship out : (
• goodbutistillhavenojob
• a g o o d d a y ( =
• 15 days until my 21st birthday.
• the day I go have a picnic with my older sisters and their friends.
• the day I will try to take my 1st steps with no legs
• my big 1-7.
• Girl Begs You To Fuck Day.
• my fuckin 21st birthday. heeelll yes.
• A fairly good day, although it's sweltering. Wish the heater had a setting between Sahara and Absolute Zero.
• are you peeking the into the future?
• great day to read about all the crap people write below
• The day I revamped my Firefox Addons.
• DAY OF LIFE LIFE TO PRAY WHY DO WE STRAY
• one day closer to finding out if the economy will claim my job!
• better because were actually talking.
• the day I found out my best friend is pregnant
• *SHITTY*
• the day where i drank a $300 glass of wine in las vegas
• b reals mutherfuckiiinnnnn birrfffdaayyyy KNEEEEEGROWWS
• when the guy that ive been eyeing confessed that he's liked me forever. i think he's full of it.
• the day i found the perfect girl
• The day i realized im happy
• the day i give up n myself and find hope in someone else
• the day i start planning my party. god i hope i dont get caught
• The day i stop exposing myself to the elderly
• *GAY BASHERS SUCK!*
• bloody ridiculous. Chasing a boy that will probably never come back (wasn't here in the first place?) is such a waste of time
• a very tensed day.......
• Porcodio
• horrible. my gf is leaving me and my mom hates me
• -meh-
• one day and year after my grandpa shot himself
• the day I made my next four years extremely complicated.
• the day i change my life. no more sleeping till noon.
• the day we fostered 5 one week old kittens..... no sleep for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• not bad
• fucking fantastic
• The day i quit my job
• The day I fell in love with my best friend
• the day half of the UK try and buy MJ tickets.
• the day I get my act together and apply myself; yike, i sound like a teacher.
• Roma lose!
• the morning I got gay-bashed.
• my fuckin birthday, yo!
• the day i suffer through school because i've way overdone my sick days as it is...
• another day i got stoned =)
• dust and water, water and dust, dust and hamster, hamster and dust.
• going to be longer than ur mother's DICK! ahhahaaa!! burn, bitches.
• Stan's 18th Birthday!
• Elevensies Day
• The day of my birthday!
• the day i pray for you
• the scheduled date for my abortiojn